Predicitions

Here's my predictions for Sundays Cross a Palooza AKA the Springfield Non international Intergalactic Championships that have no relevance on anything but Bud's ego.

1. With a 5:30 lap over 60 min yes I will get lapped by at least 4 people one of those won't be Cale. That's an extra 20 spot out of Bud's pocket.

2. So many people will make fun of Jimmy's height he will put in a complaint to the LPA. Another 20 spot out of Bud's pocket.

3. Cale will finish exactly one place out of the money no Bud Cash for Cale.

4. The guys placing in the B's race will all deem themselves sand bagger's and turn their Bud Cash over to the A's racers so it can be distributed accordingly.

5. A Cross Vegas style atmosphere will erupt & the fans will start handing out dollar bills. This will be the only way I go home with any cash.

6. Shane will try & goat Cale into a cage match with Butthead. Unfortunately there is so much anger built up inside of each other they piss their pants with excitement & the moment passes.

7. There will be two cowbells. People just don't know how to be good fans anymore.

8. I will drink some of Bud's beer when I am done racing. I will then piss on his lawn.

9. Mertz's dogs will leave 8 steaming piles of poo for #2 to clean up.

10. The winner is? Hell if I know I don't have any pshyco powers. But my money won't be on Butthead unless he's the only heat that shows up.

11a. I will be heckled unmercifully by Bud because of my inability to get any Bud cash. That & he's jealous that I can ride a cross bike & he just sucks.