as with most things I cant explain it.as with most things my sense of humor is only funny to me.plus its a river so I had to include you somehow, your the only river person I know(family excluded)
I've wracked my brain trying to figure out what kind of bird it was thinking that was the meaning. I think its some sort of Coot which if it is I kinda get the joke. Since even I'll admit I'm a coot. I only resemble a river person anymore. No time for the finer things in life. Boats haven't smelled run off in a few months.