In keeping with the current trend in blog interviews I've decided to interview my favorite cycling/blogging personality. That's right Me. So I caught up with myself after a long solo ride.
Scott: Thanks for sitting down for this interview.
Me: No problem, I'm sure every one will be on the edge of their seats reading this.
Scott: So I'm sure the question everyone is wanting to know is What makes you a bad ass Mofo?
Me: That's easy, because I say so & my massive 3" biceps, beeatch.
Scott: That is true they are massive, How did you develop them? Lots of gym time I'm assume.
Me: You know what happens when you assume? You make an ass out of you & me. No gym just good ole 12 oz curls, with some 20 oz super sets thrown in for good measure.
Scott: Rumor has it you've not been lifting lately.
Me: You have goods sources. Yes its true, I decided to come into the season this year without a big fat ass.
Scott: A lighter you. What's your thinking behind that?
Me: After seeing what Super G could do with his 130lbs I figured 130 must be the optimum race weight. Though I do hear his thumbs have been getting pumped up lately.
Scott: How close are yo to this goal?
Me: I'd say a couple of good Sponge sized poos or so give or take 20 lbs.
Scott:What are your goals for this season?
Me: To burn out by May, so I can take a Skippy like break from the bike.
Scott: Ah trying to emulate SPR's Hip Hop Royalty good plan.
Me: Well I've grown bored with this little chat. I need to go bang my head against the wall to get rid of the voices.
Scott: Well thanks again.
There you go folks the first & possibly last interview. Hope you enjoyed it.
Man, I knew talking to yourself all the time was bad, but when you answer!!! Wheeeh. I guess 171 for myself is too much, I had better slim down to a size I won't recognize, then maybe you won't take pictures and make fun of me!
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