Friday, April 07, 2006

Post #234(134 times more meaningless than Shane)

I've hit the big time kiddies. If you look ever so close on Buttheads blog you'll see me poised to pounce on 7th place. That's right hiding in the rear with the gear. That was the last race sans visor(got it the next day). Which brings me to my current dilemma. The visor. The Big Sharkies are rolling visors this year. Well it just so happens so am I. I ordered a new Rudy helmet & was pleasantly surprised to see it came with a visor. Cool lets me wax nostalgic about my MTB days. Plus I can do my best Todd Wells impersonation. But I don't want to look like a guy who jumped on the band wagon. So lets vote: Visor or no visor? Not a real dilemma but I don't want to cause peleton drama.

Had a good week of training with a couple of really good bike practices. Tonight I leave for the STL for the weekend. Hillsboro & Tiles Park crit. I'm not sure if I'll stick around Sunday afternoon for the opportunity to take a beating with the BMC north boys. May just cut bait & come home unless my legs feel good. Will have to see, no racing next weekend so might just have to destroy myself.

Last night was Lemans. Saw a nipple & some pubic hair in the nightly video, not one mention of vagina. Pretty uneventful except for the one guy who got the giggles so bad he had to leave. I guess contractions are funny to him. After, work sucked Ass but what's new?

13 comments:

  1. 7th place from the back?

    No visor, you are the last person I would think would jump on the bandwagon. I surprised you even wear a helmet!

    If you saw a nipple and pubic hair you are doing pretty well. In our video they showed women giving birth and one of them was buck naked! She had her parents in the room too! Her dad was there and her big breasties were all over the place and she was all sweaty and had her fur lined catcher's mitt all hanging out. It was quite a spectacle.

    I know you are probable being funny but it is The 24 Hours of Lamaze, not Lemans.

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  2. Also, thanks for putting me in the title, that is so sweet.

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  3. Anonymous10:50 AM

    Didn't know pregnacy could bring porn into a relationship, SWEET.

    I would say Visor. Makes you look tough.

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  4. Hell I don't need a visor to look tough all I need to do is whip out the gun show mother f'er!

    I thought you'd like that shane. Actually Lemans because Amber gets it confused with Lemond which is even funnier.
    Is it really the bandwagon though when I did it @ the same time without prior knowledge? Didn't wear one on the road till afew years ago. Very Euro

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  5. Anonymous11:53 AM

    Yes on the visor. You should really come up with a name for the "guy" (a.k.a. you) that had the giggles. If I need a laugh here in the 8th grade I use words like fart or butt, and for a huge laugh boobs....CMac

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  6. Honestly it wasn't me for a change. AMber brought down the house with her fake fart noise from the birthing ball, I was so proud.

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  7. NO VISOR! It is not Euro as none are seen in the European peleton!

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  8. Anonymous3:59 PM

    Cale said fart......thats funny.

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  9. Scott, I'm gonna say no more visor. It's cool for MTB and 'cross, but the increased drag could mean the difference between 1st place and finishing last.

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  10. Well I like it, Big Shark's taken theirs off, & it really doesn't seem to be slowing me down. Be sure to read next post.

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  11. Visor, no visor, I want the last minute of my life back.

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  12. I suppose if you ride nothing but indoors you really don't need a helmet do you?

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  13. Anonymous9:55 AM

    No Visor, repeat, no visor! I'm with Jimbo, way too much drag.

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