Cale hunts deer, I hunt flies. They are smaller thus harder to kill. You must stalk carefully or the little boogers will turn on you & attack. It truly is them or me. I watch their habits, learn their ways. I then unleash the Fly Fu. A swat here, a Swat there, & my domicile is fly free.
I had to open up the big can of fly swatter tonight. Our house was invaded & I'm pretty sure I set an all time kill record with 11 in less than 5 minutes. Amber was very impressed with my manly display of all out fly slaughter.
Apparently they do not believe in fly swatters in Columbia, I have been to numerous stores to find one with no luck. Finally got a lead on a supply at Lowe's...no luck sold out...Must stock up while in MO and come back to try to beat your kill record in Cola.
ReplyDeleteThe little buggers are driving me crazy...