Friday, November 16, 2007

The bag of salad diet

If you need to loose 10 lbs in less than 24 hours then you need the bag of salad diet. After exhaustive testing Amber & I both agree there is no better way to loose that much weight that quickly. Granted it has its downfalls. Mostly in the form of explosive diarrhea & projectile vomiting. But if you want to shed the pounds those are the prices you pay. An added side bonus is that it cuts down on your grocery bill because you will be unable to eat for over 24 hours. Are you hooked? Then head on down to your local grocer & pick up a bag of salad. Odds are you won't get the bag with the special diet prize in it. Fortunately we did & got to dump those pesky extra pounds. Now I won't need to ask if my skin suit makes me look fat, since it will now be baggy. I enjoyed this diet so much I hope I never have to go through it again. Who could have thought one could vomit that much without having alcohol involved?


  1. Anonymous12:19 PM

    Sounds like fun! Maybe you should write a book about it. I hear those diet books sell like hotcakes. But I guess hotcakes wouldn't be in the book though.
    Fell better.
    Greg P

  2. OMG! Did you guys really?! Cripes. Are you racing this weekend?

  3. yep really happened. Fortunately this was my recovery week before the run to Nationals so no racing this weekend. Though the last 2 days have set me back quite a bit. It'll be a long time, if ever, I eat a bag of salad again.

  4. My stomach hurts.

    Brad Jackson

  5. Scott, I think I got the same bag of salad 2 days before the St. G
    RR. Went through me quick and I thought I'd be OK. But on the second 35 mile lap it all caught up. I thought my entire body was going to cramp. My arms and hands were even cramping.